
MOVE OVER, MRS. MARKHAM British Farce
By Ray Cooney and John Chapman
AUDITIONS: July 18 & 19, 2011
PRODUCTION: September 2 & 3, 9 & 10, 2011 (Our Season Premiere)
Directed by Brad Rowe
Sponsored by Firelands Federal Credit Union
Philip Markham, a publisher of children’s books, is asked by his business partner, Henry Lodge, if he can borrow the flat for the evening to gallivant with his latest girlfriend. As Philip and his wife will be out, he reluctantly agrees. At the same time, Philip’s wife Joanna is being persuaded by Henry’s wife Linda to let her borrow the empty flat in order to entertain her lover. With some misgivings, Joanna agrees. What nobody knows is that the interior designer who has been decorating the flat for the past three months has decided that this is the night that he and the au pair girl will try out the new oval bed. When the Markham’s evening out is cancelled, it is too late to let any of the parties know and three sets of hopeful lovers all converge on the bedroom at the same time. The situation is further complicated by the arrival of Olive Harriet Smythe, a straight-laced authoress of children’s books. The frantic efforts of the Markhams to hide the amorous goings-on and, at the same time sign up Miss Smythe, lead to a hectic and hilarious evening. Cast: 4m, 5f
“A riot. The laughter hit of the year… I never stopped laughing.” — The People
“The dialogue is risqué and amusing… Splendid.” — London Sunday Express
“You’re a riot Mrs. M. … A slick, frantic riot of an evening.” — Daily Sketch
THE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Musical
Book by Larry L. King and Peter Masterson
Music and Lyrics by Carol Hall
AUDITIONS: September 19 & 20, 2011
PRODUCTION: November 4–6, 11 & 12, 2011
Directed by David Ailing
This happy-go-lucky view of small town vice and statewide political side-stepping recounts the good times and the demise of the Chicken Ranch, known since the 1850s as one of the better pleasure palaces in all of Texas. Governors, senators, mayors and even victorious college football teams frequent Miss Mona’s cozy bordello until that puritan nemesis Watchdog focuses his television cameras and his righteous indignation on the institution. Cast: 13m, 14f, extras
“Utterly charming, lively and genial.” — The New York Daily News
“Humorous and good-natured.” — The New York Post
“A font of fun and friendliness, engagingly rich in regional nostalgia and spiced with delicate bawdry. The country and western score is a delight.” — Time
“Best Broadway musical of the season.” — WABC TV7
AN ADULT EVENING OF SHEL SILVERSTEIN Comedy Collection of Short Plays
By Shel Silverstein
AUDITIONS: November 14 & 15, 2011
PRODUCTION: January 6 & 7, 13 & 14, 2012
Directed by Anthony Gardner
The stories: Welcome to the darkly comic world of Shel Silverstein, a world where nothing is as it seems and where the most innocent conversation can turn menacing in an instant. The nine imaginative plays in this collection range widely in content, but the style is unmistakable. (Some of the shorts contain mature subject matter and explicit language.)
One Tennis Shoe: Harvey needs to broach a delicate subject with his wife. He claims Sylvia is becoming a bag lady, but she protests that her Bloomingdales’ shopping bag doesn’t make her a bag lady. No, says Harvey, but the picture frame, couch cushion and single tennis shoe retrieved from the garbage do. Not to mention the cold cooked oatmeal in her purse. (1m, 1f)
Bus Stop: Irwin stands on a street corner with a sign reading ‘bust stop.’ When Celia passes, he stops her and proceeds to run through the entire list of slang for her breasts, but Celia turns the tables on him with a lengthy and demeaning list of her own. (1m, 1f)
Going Once: In a simultaneously comic and chilling monologue, an auctioneer shows off a woman, who is putting herself up for auction to the highest bidder. (1m, 1f)
The Best Daddy: Lisa’s got the best daddy in the world. After all, he bought her a pony for her birthday. Too bad he shot it dead. Or did he? Maybe it was Lisa’s older sister. (1m, 1f)
The Lifeboat is Sinking: Jen and Sherwin sit safely on their bed, but Jen forces her husband to imagine they are on a sinking boat in the middle of a terrible storm. Waves fill the boat with water; there are no life jackets; and Sherwin must decide whether he should throw his mother overboard or condemn them all to die. (1m, 1f)
Smile: Bender and his henchmen drag Gibby into a room and throw him to the ground. Gibby protests that he hasn’t done anything wrong, but Bender and the others know better. They have found the man responsible for the ’70s smiley face and the phrase “Have a nice day,” and they’re going to make him pay. (4m)
Thinking Up A New Name For the Act: Pete hits on the phrase “Meat and Potatoes” as the perfect name for their vaudeville act, but Lucy doesn’t like it. They get into a terrible fight, and Lucy kills Pete. A police investigation, trial and execution quickly follow. And the only words in this farcical sketch are “Meat and Potatoes.” (1m, 1f, 9m or f.)
Buy One Get One Free: Merrilee and Sherilee are offering the deal of the century. “Buy one, get one free,” the hookers sing to a tempted Lee. It’s a golden opportunity. And it all rhymes. (1m, 2f)
Blind Willie and the Talking Dog: Blind Willie sings the blues and asks passersby if they can spare a nickel or dime to help him and his hungry dog. But his dog can’t understand why Willie refuses to use the fact that he owns a talking dog to make some real money. (2m)
DISNEY’S ALICE IN WONDERLAND JR. (Children’s Theatre) Musical
Music and Lyrics by Sammy Fain and Bob Hilliard, Oliver Wallace and Cy Coban, Allie Wrubel and Ray Gilbert, Mack David, Al Hoffman and Jerry Livingston
Music Adapted and Arranged and Additional Music and Lyrics by Bryan Louiselle
Book Adapted and Additional Lyrics by David Simpatico
Based on the 1951 Disney film Alice in Wonderland and the novels The Adventures of Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll
AUDITIONS: December 12 & 13, 2011
PRODUCTION: February 24–26, 2012
Directed by Danielle Hayward
Sponsored by Kiwanis, Lions, and Rotary Service Clubs
On a perfect summer day in the park, Alice sees a White Rabbit hurrying by. Curious to where he is going, Alice follows him into the dark tunnel, thus beginning her adventure. After the Doorknob counsels Alice to drink from a bottle then eat a cookie, Alice shrinks, thus allowing her to fit through a keyhole, beginning her adventures with the Wonderland creatures. The White Rabbit leads Alice into twin jabbering clowns, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, who teach her some manners. Then, she plays a wild game of musical chairs at the Mad Hatter’s tea party. Following the advice of the Cheshire Cat, she ends up at the Mad Hatter’s tea party along with the evil Queen of Hearts. Waking up, Alice realizes the entire story has been a dream!
DAMN YANKEES Musical
Book by George Abbott and Douglass Wallop
Music and Lyrics by Richard Adler and Jerry Ross
Based on the novel The Year The Yankees Lost The Pennant by Douglass Wallop
AUDITIONS: February 20 & 21, 2012
PRODUCTION: May 11–13, 18 & 19, 2012
Directed by Laura Horn
Sponsored by The Bellevue Hospital
Faust meets professional baseball in this All-American Broadway classic from the creators of The Pajama Game. Middle-aged baseball fanatic Joe Boyd trades his soul to the Devil (the charming but devious Mr. Applegate) for a chance to lead his favorite team to victory in the pennant race against the New York Yankees. As young baseball sensation Joe Hardy, he transforms the hapless Washington Senators into a winning team, only to realize the true worth of the life (and wife) he’s left behind. With the help of a handy escape clause and a guilt-ridden temptress named Lola, Joe outsmarts Applegate, returns to his former self and shepherds the Senators to the World Series. Cast: 20+; ensemble
“A truly tremendous musical!” — John McClain, Journal-American
“Here’s a pennant winner if we ever saw one.” — Robert Coleman, Daily Mirror
13 (Teen Theatre) Musical
Music and Lyrics by Jason Robert Brown
Book by Dan Elish and Robert Horn
AUDITIONS: May 21 & 22, 2012
PRODUCTION: July 20–22, 2012 (Our Season Finale)
Directed by Jeffrey Thomas Hayward and Jeni Stacy
Sponsored by Mike, Donna, Sandy, & Matt Allen
A grown-up story about growing up! When his parents get divorced and he’s forced to move from New York to a small town in Indiana, Evan Goldman just wants to make friends and survive the school year. Easier said than done. The star quarterback is threatening to ruin his life and his only friend, Patrice, won’t talk to him. The school freak sees an opportunity for blackmail and someone is spreading the nastiest rumors. With an unforgettable rock score from Tony Award-winning composer Jason Robert Brown, 13 is a hilarious, high-energy musical for all ages about discovering that cool is where you find it, and sometimes where you least expect it. Cast: 11–20+; ensemble